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> The cook will also prep and maintain all food items necessary to make a variety of pizzas (toppings, sauces and related prep).

Maintainable food items.

"Also, the cook should be able to test these modular food items to ensure they are bug free."

"A successful candidate will have 3 years experience using Test-Driven Cooking."

first, poison all the employees and burn down the restaurant. Then, write recipes to ensure that this does not happen.

"Employee performance will be judged by the number of Recipe Lines Of Code (RLOC)"

"Candidate must be familiar with high-level Recipe Markup Languages such as XPL (Extensible Pizza Language) and JSRN (JavaScript Recipe Notation)"

Candidate must be familiar with Agile cooking methodologies (the head chef is known for throwing things when angered).

This job does not use RESTful cooking practices.

and debug the problem with the foods by examining many, many dumps.