Take two circles, side by side, connected by an infinitesimally small overlap, and put portals all around the circles to their equivalent point in the other circle. Then fold this over and inflate it into a sphere.
If you're suspicious about the discontinuity where they overlap, I think that's a red herring - no one is claiming the sphere is isomorphic to two disjoint surfaces of any shape.
Alternatively, make it a cube. I can definitely fold a single piece of paper into a cube, or equivalently, I can put portals on my piece of paper to give it the topology of a cube. Intuitively that is flat. But the cube isn't one of the 18 forms proposed for the universe. Nor is any of the other millions of 3d shapes I can make with the same process.