I once traveled with the basket ball team for my university, and the head coach was insistent on sitting in the very last row of the plane. When asked about it he said "I've never heard of a plane backing into a mountain."
A truly hilarious and surprisingly educational listen, recommended to anyone who likes flying and Pythonesq humour. Stunningly quotable as well.
I caution that there are a couple of questionable and dated jokes made, but for early 1980's it's surprisingly PC.