I am amazed! But probably not in the way the author intended.
The web is not paper, stop screwing it up. We fall on skeuomorphism because design takes time to coalesce on new forms, but good design will emerge. Skeuomorph designs age quickly, as Apple's annual interface overhauls show. Good digital design is starting to emerge[1][2]! Don't give in!
[ 1 | http://www.readability.com/learn-more ] [ 2 | http://demo.jimbarraud.com/manifest ]