Which is painfully ironic, because as soon as somewhere starts 'doing agile' it's all about the (scrum) process, bluster abounds, and everything is in pretty rigid sprints, scope changes to be avoided, etc.

Management just slaps agile onto everything nowadays. No time given for coming up with better solution, reducing tech debt. Most companies devolving into feature factories now. I call this methodology FRAGILE®

Until that director comes

Expecting results

Yesterday

Cowboys who can shoot with both hands. Got it.

how strange!

for me it has

always been

whatever the

highest paid person

wanted: "Agile"