This article feels like a window into the mind of someone who drank too deeply of being perpetually online, and now feels the pendulum swing the other way.

Like the verbal equivalent of that one time I drank far too much Gin and my stomach finally said "no" all over the bathroom floor (missed the toilet — oops).

I'm glad to never have gone down that particular path. Stuck with my flip phone for ages, etc.

But for people who did, just know that there's room for moderation. There is plenty of space between "all day online" and "the internet is over."

I like this quote from "Mutant Message Down Under":

  My suggestion is that you taste the message, savor what is right for you,
  and spit out the rest; after all, that is the law of the universe.

You don't have to swallow the internet whole (or let it swallow you).