Show HN: Why it's matter to be online

> Here is Your Copy

Based on that (which appears at the end of the page), I'm assuming that this was written by AI. And not very well, either.

> Because if you're not online, you might as well not exist.

That's a rather interesting conceit ...

> Why? Because your online presence is like a sign that says "store open" so people can find you.

If everyone's online presence was like this, I think I'd stop using the internet.