Windows IT admins of the world, now is your time. This is what you've trained for. Everything else has led to this moment. Now, go and save the world!!
Yeah, manual GUI work. Like any good MS product.
Or don't \o/
"The world will look up and shout, "Save us!" and I'll whisper "No..." -- Rorschach
Or "log a ticket!"
Type in those Bitlocker recovery keys for as long as you can stay awake!