Analysis of dump from Crowdstrike effected machine

Started off reasonable and interesting and the slid into:

> For people looking for a conspiracy, the replacement language for C++, Rust, is compromised by a cabal of woke tards that are doing strange things. It's possible this could be a plot to move mission-critical code to Rust.

WTAF? I should have bailed out as soon as I saw it’s from a Twitter Blue Check.