I was going for something between YMMW and "whatever you say." The slight tilt toward the latter was received poorly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's just how I talk. Maybe it's generational.
If it makes y'all feel better my gen alpha kid will hurt my feelings in different ways and get revenge for you =_=
There may be 80-year-olds on here, but younger people don't have to buy your lame excuse either. Learn something and move on.