CrowdStrike is offering a $10 UberEats gift card as an apology for the outage
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(Oh, and as mentioned in the existing discussion, it seems like the cards aren't even successfully redeeming.)
Existing discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41058261
Apparently now reality itself is a meme. This is what happens when you combine a huckster with ridiculous "no-sue" clauses... you get a $10 gift card.
It's like crashing someone's car and then giving them a bag of Skittles for the trouble. Sure you can't uncrash the car, but the bag of Skittles trivializes the whole thing and makes a genuine apology feel cheap.
How dumb can you get.
Oh. Even dumber. Blame the customer:
> the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”
The online rumor is they flagged it as fraud.