> With repos titled "buttplug-rs-ffi" and “buttplug-xamarin-apps,” it seems like you're trying to make sure every platform knows just how much you care about "intimate hardware control," but really, are you just trying to make it impossible for anyone to look you in the eye?

> Keep doing you, Buttplug; just remember, the internet is forever, and so is that awkward curiosity about your profile!

This isn’t a roast, it’s just correct