> I was writing a rake task and all I did was write a function above the rake task definition. That function was loaded globally and conflicted with another function. If it’s in a rake file then what object is it a part of? This goes back to my main issue about how you don’t know where shit comes from in ruby and there’s too much implicit magic.

You added a method to the base `Object` object. Everything is an Object in Ruby. Unlike Javascript, blocks in Ruby (of which Rake tasks are comprised entirely of) do not create a private context in which to hide functions. If you redefined that same function name later in the task, it would clobber your original implementation.

> Classes already do that. I’d much rather create an instance of a helper object than magically inject methods into my class. It makes the code more explicit and discoverable too.

You might even want to create a helper class, and include several modules by which to build out the functionality of that helper class. That class might even inherit from a baser class, providing even more functionality. All options are available to you in Ruby.

> To each their own, but frankly your assertions sound like nonsense to me.

It sounds like you didn't bother to learn much about the language, or framework, at all. To each their own indeed.