I have so many questions
At first you buy those 2 dollar light plastic swords, which last a few hours.
Then you buy a tougher, floppy, one that last a week. Then you make a wooden one for them, they knock something down with it. Time to repair the tougher one.
The girl working there asked, out of interest, what I was buying them for. I started to say, pipes to the radiator are running directly behind the fridge... she interrupted to say "oh, actually for insulating pipes? We had a couple in here last week buying them for their kids to use for sword-fighting".
Sounds like a brilliant idea to me! Cheap enough to easily replace when they break. And the adults can easily nick them off their kids and have just as much fun using them to beat the shit out of each other, and they don't even hurt.
I think those ugly and solid people who made ugly and solid things are increasingly going away and we as society are worse for losing them.
Context: this is a show about a bodyguard service. After several episodes of training from hell, the new bodyguards are now going out on jobs.