What is your standard for intelligence?
My washing machine is already better at doing laundry than I am (even if I was in total control of a machine with identical capabilities), why is that not good enough for you?
"Oh sorry, your drum is a little light , consider putting more clothes in to save the environment"
I throw another towel in.
"Oh shucks, drum weight overload, consider removing some clothes from the wash"
The problem with the new ones is that they're too smart for their own good and instead of using their smarts to make my life easier (I don't know what can be easier than the old washing machines where you throw the was inside, with the detergent, turn the program knob and push start, and why we need smart ones) they instead use their smarts to be annoying and require more user input and more steps just to fucking wash clothes.