Funnily enough, I was idly playing with a last-updated-12-years-ago Markov chain text generator[0] in Emacs, and had quickly a number of amusing Markov chain outputs from mash-ups of the Elisp manual and Alice in Wonderland, including:
"13.7 Anonymous Functions
Although functions are usually defined with the built-in defmacro macro, but any list that begins with an M--'
`Why with an M?' said Alice.
`Why not?' said the March Hare."