We have lots of data showing that the kids really are different than their parents in a way never before seen in history

You know it’s bad when public health officials are like: “hmm, the kids aren’t having sex, drinking, doing drugs (except vaping), or commuting vandelism/violence - but their mental health has cratered and they just sit at home playing fortnight or watching cat videos.

Seriously, public health officials think that the kids are literally too good, too prude, and too tuned out. Maybe they’re right…