Two people with master's degrees bumped into each other on the street.
One's dissertation was "Preparation of Substituted Enol Derivatives From Terminal Alkynes and Progress Toward the Total Synthesis of Nigricanoside A."
The other's was "An Investigation Into the Appeal of LOLcats."
"Hi, I have a master's degree," said the one.
"Hi, so do I," said the other.
Guess who punched who in the face.