No offense, but spending 200 hours on S3 and if you still don’t understand it, it’s a skill issue.
I’m just aware of a lot of people who spend a lot of their life working in AWS and then get cranky when everyone isn’t as experty as them. :)
Tech should be simple and fail immediately if used incorrectly. It's a tech issue if the dispersal of customer records is happening frequently enough to be a meme.