Seriously. What does "screen time" even mean if it doesn't include the 9 hours a day I spend staring at 8 square feet of monitors and the ~45 mins the TV is on during meals?

If they mean "phones" say "phones". If they mean "social media" say "social media". Oh but then all the bullshit about stuff being close to one's face wouldn't make "sense" (I wear glasses, I must be constantly terrorising myself.)

It may be a very slight overreaction but my first thought is that everybody in the entire faculty that produced these findings should be re-employed doing something actually useful like grocery deliveries.