It's like being a pastry chef and mocking someone's cake as if it's the worst cake ever, but you can't even make a better one even though it's your profession.
Or in meme form:
Making an objective statement about subjectivity is kind of silly in the first place. Then losing shows it to be stupid.
Hopefully, subjective preferences are based on objective facts and reality. But who can really know.
Maybe you could leave the Poop Cafe and have something that's food instead lmao