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> Anchali figured out she could interrupt her colleague’s showers by picking the hose up with her trunk and kinking it to stop the water flow.

The old tricks are the best tricks. Now wait for them to point the nozzle at their face and release.

And in 3 generations, elephants will be producing sexy carwash videos for each other on Only Pachyderms.

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This is as good a spot as any to inform the crowd that female elephants have shockingly human-like breasts. Go ahead and look it up.

Why is it shocking?

Well, this is going to be my new ice-breaker at the next party I don't want to be at.

Thank you.