UK shrinkflation hits an absurd milestone

> What next? 11-inch rulers? :)

Speaking of short feet; do you remember? Subway tried peddling "foot-long" sandwiches less than 12 inches. They were hit by a class action suit which they settled back in 2015.

At least there aren't selling us half empty packages like other snacks. There should be a tax on empty space.

Yes. Walkers Crisps are the worst. But even the EU Excess Packaging Directive did not help that. And now we have lost that - upon Brexit.

Well, since now you are eating less chocolate, your waist should have thinned. So the garment followed up.

Unfortunately the chcolate bar quantity increased to cover the shrink ;)

Eat less chocolate, lose some weight around the waist! Seems like synergy to me :)

Definitely chocolate bars. Any kind.