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It can buy a jetski. Have you ever seen an unhappy person riding a jetski?

Thank you Mr Tosh for that. And so everyone can enjoy the whole bit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RoLdkgjKhs

"He’s dead for a reason. He was a show-off, and he tried to spray us." - the dead cousin isn't happy. Neither is his Mom. Classic stuff!