That is not saying much coming from a guy who thinks Fernet tastes the way a mens room smells on a hot day when chilled.
You can’t be referring to me. I’ll do shots of Fernet all night long.
Fernet is delicious
Fernet tastes like mint toothpaste.
Then you will be disappointed by Malort, which is one-dimensionally vile and without any charm. The sad thing is Chicago is a big amaro town; Malort is to a serious amaro what a bottle of 70% isopropyl is to Glenrothes 18.
I always describe Malort as "it's like Fernet made Fernet in a shed"