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Comment by rfarley04 | Hacker News Reader

Now imagine you heard that terrifying scream, followed it down the ravine, and there's a shaman sitting cross legged, looking at you unblinkingly and blowing into a human skull

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Choose your own adventure:

a) you run away screaming

b) you approach and inquire what services are offered.

b) I approach and inquire what services are offered.

A) classically trained orchestral skull piper

B) artisanal skull whistle carving

C) SEO consulting for the occult

"What're ya buyin'?"

If I choose (A), does the piper become an inventory item or a companion in my quest?

A hired companion. +5 to all intimidation checks for as long as you can afford to pay them.

u guys go get a room

C) SEO consulting for the occult

Excellent choice! The shaman begins whistling and occult-related listicles and Buzzfeed-style quizzes start appearing on your domain. You now rank 4th for three occult-related keywords of your choice.

answer - you are not the user, you are the service

    Unexpected answer. Your soul has been added to the human skull.
    (R)etry, or (Q)uit?

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