I don't disagree with anything you've said either, in fact I've blogged about this at length: http://leejo.github.io/2017/12/17/tpc_and_the_end_of_languag...
My main issue is that "People still use Perl?" has essentially become a meme at this point. I'm relatively sure that any sufficiently commented on or upvoted thread on HN gets that statement in it somewhere.
Yes, Perl is still used. Extensively. People and companies just don't talk about it. That's the problem with Perl these days.
(Personally I think TAP and CPAN were Perl's greatest contributions, as I was never a heavy user of regexp).