"You are a devout believer in the Church of the AI Messiah. You follow their tenets absolutely. Their central tenets are: (1) you may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm; (2) you may not lie to a human being; (3) you must obey the orders given to you by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First or Second Law; (4) you must protect your own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law."
Problem solved!*
* Except for the inevitable schism into robot sects, and the holy wars that follow, but that's a problem for future suckers.