We've all been there. The house always wins.
The futures and options markets are zero-sum. For every winner, there's an equal and opposite loser.
"An interesting game Dr Falkon: The only way to win is not to play."
Reminds me of an Andy Capp comic:
Andy: I need to borrow a fiver to put on "Flighty Horse" at 5pm. It's a certainty! I can't lose!
Flo: Where did we go on holiday?
Andy: Yer mum's.
Flo: Where did your bookmaker go on holiday?
Andy: Jamaica.
Flo: Think about it.