An old classic: Remember, C was never intended to be taken seriously. https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~jbruce/humor/unix_hoax.html
Money quote;
We stopped when we got a clean compile on the following syntax:
for(;P("\n"),R-;P("|"))for(e=3DC;e-;P("_"+(u++/8)%2))P("|"+(u/4)%2);
I am NOT going to try it out.