A Christian recommending a serpent-named language to get closer to God is pretty entertaining. What about Go "and make disciples"?
This would be a perfect language to represent Christianity.
"Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; so be wise as serpents and innocent as doves."
— Matthew 10:16
Gen 9:7
So you’re meant to use Forth, do lots of multiplication in it, and do it all on a Macintosh obviously.