Not trying to “but acktually” you, however, this is more or less how I calculate the optimal time to take a pit stop in a lap-based auto race. I have a little spreadsheet widget that I made to be able to plug the numbers in, but the problem is simply stated:
If old tires decrease my speed, and making a pit stop takes time, when should I stop.
Agreed that elementary school word problems are dumb, though.