It's 1994. Larry Llyod Mayer has read the entire internet, hundreds of thousands of studies across every field, and can answer queries word for word the same as modern LLMs do. He speaks every major language. He's not perfect, he does occasionally make mistakes, but the sheer breadth of his knowledge makes him among the most employable individuals in America. The Pentagon, IBM, and Deloitte are begging to hire him. Instead, he works for you, for free.
Most laud him for his generosity, but his skeptics describe him as just a machine that spits out words. A stochastic parrot, useless for any real work.