I got Vision Pro the very first day: February 2, 2024. I agree with every.single.word.you.wrote.
Full disclosure: I've turned off Apple Intelligence in every Apple device I own: what a FAIL.
Absolutely insane that in 2025, I cannot say “Siri, turn on the TV and resume Finding Nemo”, when it is playing in the TV app and is the first option listed there.
Too many "Siri, play my gym playlist" -> "Sure, calling your boss" at 9 pm on a Sunday.