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"not replying to this email automatically renounces your citizenship and you must leave the United States within 48 hours"

But we'd need a way to email them all. Maybe we could give them all cell phones first.

Necessitating a government contract for Starlink's new sat to phone connectivity you say? Welcome to DOGE!

I chuckled, then cried. Ymmv

Do not pass go.