Father Guido Sarducci: "Find the Popes in the Pizza" contest:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3mdp5n/find_the_pope...
Spoiler warning: This contest only involves finding pictures of the Pope. No Popes were harmed by the actual or transubstantial production of Poperoni meat.
Deep Dish Question: Would putting pineapples on pizza whose crust is made of sacramental bread be considered host desecration?