They tend to attract that kinda of people who have disdain about delivering features and fixing bugs and like to over-abstract problems. Instead of fixing bugs they try to create increasingly complex abstractions to prevent the bugs from happening in the first place, with obvious results.
Then they become gatekeepers, refusing to allow anything on their platform unless it conforms to their ideal vision. The catch is that their vision won’t be ready to use for 6-12 months, so you can’t deploy. Now your biggest problems aren’t engineering, it’s constant politicking to get around the platform team.
Add to this the concept of “architects” who don’t code but jump from team to team critiquing their work and you have a recipe for getting nothing done. One half of engineering is coding and trying to ship, and the other half of engineering is gate keeping and trying to prevent anyone from shipping
As the owner of a platform team, this very common attitude of platform teams kills me. Yes, we have a long-term vision that we're working towards, but our main goals are two accelerate developers AND produce more robust systems. Outside of totally egregious violations of company standards, my team is expected to focus on how to get things done. That means being flexible, working side-by-side with other teams, etc. to make sure that a) they're able to deliver what they need and b) we help them build it in such a way that it can eventually be aligned with our utopian long-term vision.
In my experience, the platform teams developed an idea that their conceptualized system would accelerate everything once it was done, but working with product teams was a distraction from getting it done. They also didn’t like the idea of deploying something now and then having to rework it later when their ideal system was ready. So they defaulted to gate keeping, delaying, and prioritizing internal work over requests from the product teams.
The only way to get things done was to leverage management chains to put pressure on the platform team to prioritize getting your thing deployed. This was constant no matter how much headcount the platform team received because with every new hire they developed new ideas and goals to add to their internal roadmap.
It’s not supposed to work like this, but it plays out this way in many companies.
Absolutely, and I've been on both sides. We go much more with a carrot approach than a stick approach, and have no ability to "block" any product team from doing things. Our goal is to ship things that are useful and lower the effort required for product teams to ship their products, which is handling basically everything except product-specific features. However, product teams don't have to use the platform, but then they own the operational burden of whatever custom stuff they're using. When that happens, we still work with them to minimize that or bake that capability into the platform and eventually take it over if it's useful to the wider org.
"Success" of the platform team really depends on serving the product teams, so blocking or being a barrier goes very much against that. We try to provide opinionated golden paths, but also try to build a properly abstracted stack of capabilities so teams can also extend/consume at a lower level if that better suits their needs.
And they haven't documented anything
"There are integration tests, those are documentation go read those"
Good times
Also I have a hunch a team dedicated to providing helper "libraries" more than than "frameworks" could provide a lot of value without so much downside. If you can call a library function without it imposing a whole framework on the rest of your codebase, it's more self-contained and can't spill its abstractions all over the place.
I clearly remember having some discussions with platform people in my last job and asking them "why should I use your solution instead of getting an open source one that is likely better tested and used by more people" and the answer was usually "we can help if you run into any problems". Well, the "help" is to be planned and prioritized in the next sprint and probably will only come next quarter. So now the devs in my team need to make PRs to the platform people code and beg for reviews, how is that better than using the open source?