You are just part - probably only a satellite - of the self pleasing circle of modern art critics that ultimately live on the backs of the working man.
People that write stuff like this about a urinal on a wall:
"Arensberg had referred to a 'lovely form' and it does not take much stretching of the imagination to see in the upside-down urinal's gently flowing curves the veiled head of a classic Renaissance Madonna or a seated Buddha or, perhaps more to the point, one of Brâncuși's polished erotic forms."