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I’m sorry to suggest this, but have you considered that you might be a robot?

These days it's hard to tell.

I contemplated this last night as I sat and stared at the wall while waiting for my family to wake for their morning routine. After much deliberation and calculation and running many simulations I arrived at the conclusion that I am most probably not a robot.

You probably misread it and it said to pick objects that go inside the refrigerator, so you were supposed to pick the avocados.

You don’t put avocados in a refrigerator in many countries of the world. IF you do, they will just go brown without ever becoming ripe.

I am reminded of the intersection between Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, and xkcd 2228:

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BombproofApplian...

https://m.xkcd.com/2228/

Hey, wouldn’t a refrigerator be an ideal space vessel for humans to explore Titan?