I'm thinking congress should award Trump a one time trillion dollar "performance bonus" for his first three months. He won the white house fair and square and lets face it, the happier we keep Trump, the better off we'll be in the long run. And I just do not see how one trillion dollars wouldn't just make Trump's day! The US can just print the money after all. This way, the sudden influx of that much cash would at once let Trump be the "first trillionaire" (an obvious ego win), AND a trillion fucking dollars has GOT to keep Trump occupied for at least a bit of his term and every day we can last without another tariff just means that much more of a soft landing in our new roll as the newest third world country.

If we can all get on board and write our senators and congress people we can get this done, and I just don't see any downsides to this at all? Cause lets face it folks, as marvelous and miraculous as Trumps days in office have been, I just don't think he's going to get the pope gig.