Tesla Cybertruck inventory goes through the roof

For free, yes.

In the quite near future I'm looking to replace an aging ICE SUV with either an electric or hybrid.

A free Cybertruck would save me the $20-30k I would have otherwise spent.

And if it gets vandalized to death, then it hasn't cost me anything.

To shuck it for the battery pack and part the rest of it out? Sure.

Would not

Aside from opportunistic resell, nope.

No, and even if I wanted to I can't since it's illegal in Sweden.