Somewhere in a ex-communist country in Eastern Europe, the corpse of the secret police starts showing signs of life, animated by the sheer amount of irony coursing through its decayed body.

I never knew I would see the day the West would pass the same authoritarian laws used behind the iron curtain to spy on their own population. To be fair to the West, at least it's packaged neatly in a 'for the children' package; the communist totalitarian regimes didn't bother with explanations or 'reasons'.

In case it's not clear: priests were compelled to spy and report on the population by the secret police.