Scientists: maybe you should stop living beyond your means to save the planet for your children

Capitalism: screw that, i want a second opinion

Capitalism: but how?

[lightbulb goes on]

Capitalism: of course! i'll invent a super-smart AI to tell me how to do it! delightfully devilish, seymour.

[ten years of burning power and money later]

The AI: according to scientists, you should stop living beyond your means

Capitalism: I WANT A SECOND OPINION

Sam Altman: but how?