Solar Storms Are Pushing Elon Musk's Satellites Back to Earth

People of Earth and of every inhabited planet hate Elon with the hate of a thousand suns, and therefore, the Sun itself has become anti-Elon, and is generating anti-Elonic particles.

On Friday we detected an Elonal Musk Ejection from the Sun that should be selectively interacting with anything in Outer Space that is connected to Elon. Elonic forces are stronger than gravity and stronger than the Weak Force. Anything that Elon built will be rendered into nonfunctional wokesauce by these catastrophic chthonic left-quark forces.