That's an amusing reference, been a while since I've seen one, I assume because computer screens make tvs pointless.

I wonder if there's a more current version? Not having a smartphone perhaps?

To be fair, if you're going to just be a genuinely superior person than other people are, you might as well just brag about that superiority since there's nothing else it's useful for.

I guess the rest of the sentence is "... if TVs were a fundamental pre-requisite for modern life"

> Yeah, bro, I rub two sticks together to cook my own deer meet, because Big Grocery is tracking me