Man, I will certainly change the bully's lifelong behavior by making him ride 12" off my rear bumper for 5 miles while incurring no personal danger when teaching him the error of his ways.
If he's riding your rear bumper for 5 miles after the fact, well obviously he wasn't in that much of a rush to begin with.
This morning I was in the rightmost lane doing 5 over and I indeed had someone come up at me 15+ over and ride my ass.
Was I supposed to just pull over to the shoulder at that point or kowtow?