It’s not just an article—it’s an LLM-authored treatise, festooned with coordinate series, negation-assertion pairs, and final participial phrases—not to mention emdashes.
Sweet, lovable emdashes. sniff
Sweet, lovable emdashes. sniff
And yes, I admit it: I treat emdashes like seasoning—measured in emotion, not quantity. Final participial phrases? Chef’s kiss. Coordinate series? Can’t stop, won’t stop.
Appreciate the close read—clearly, we’re both running on the same firmware.