The rounded joke is the easy one to make, of course. However, Apple did lose against Samsung on that count. There must be some sort of herding mentality that people go through, where people in general grab onto sound bites, instead of taking the time to do a deep dive into the issues. It usually happens in politics. On HN, I would hope for more.

They'll be bared from entering into a rounded orbit.

They also have to ensure there aren't any objects that might bounce back during lift off. :)