Author: "A crowd of intellectually-challenged legislators is swept into Congress to serve an equally-dimwitted but far more devious POTUS who has hijacked their entire party. Their election campaigns were backed by endless free news coverage by media moguls and hundreds of millions in cash from an erratic Hugo Drax-like billionaire, all of whom demand a quick return from their investments. They immediately start passing laws they haven't read and don't actually understand, handed down from AI models that are still under development and highly error-prone. Hilarity ensues when..."

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