Earth is going to spin much faster over the next few months

I think it is due to all the people going to summer festivals here in the UK.

its the weight of all those people that is tilting the world off balance.

it must be! Surely

https://festivalcalendar.uk/

Ah, the difference between headlines and content.

"Much faster" -> "each day is between 1.3 and 1.51 milliseconds shorter than normal."